Ultracapitalism

The company-building auto-battler where you pick a CEO, acquire employees, machines, and schemes, and liquidate rival executives in asynchronous PvP.

Cash is health. Debt is poison. Scandal blows over. And the Market Crash always comes.

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AMAZOFF AMZF ▼ 12.4% GOOGOL GOOG ▲ 3.1% WEWERK WERK ▼ 98.7% HN SKEPTICS HNSK ▲ 0.2% THERANONSENSE THRN HALTED CLICKFARM GROWTH CLIK ▲ 44.0% SEEDFORGE ACCELERATOR SEED ▼ 6.6% AMAZOFF AMZF ▼ 12.4% GOOGOL GOOG ▲ 3.1% WEWERK WERK ▼ 98.7% HN SKEPTICS HNSK ▲ 0.2% THERANONSENSE THRN HALTED CLICKFARM GROWTH CLIK ▲ 44.0% SEEDFORGE ACCELERATOR SEED ▼ 6.6%
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Engine: Deterministic C#
Networking: Async Ghost Ledger
Price: $0 (Sweat Equity)
Audit Risk: Maximum
Operational Playbook

How Corporate Domination Works

Four quarterly decisions. One annual liquidation duel. Survive eight fiscal years to achieve unbounded market dominance — or go bankrupt trying.

STEP 01

Choose Your CEO

Incorporate your company. Pick one of four founder archetypes, each with its own starting runway, valuation, starter assets, and ruthless economic perks.

4 Playable CEOs
STEP 02

Quarterly Decisions

Every fiscal year has four quarters. Each quarter, choose between three strategic options: recruit talent, draft bylaws, or visit boutique vendors.

3 Options / Quarter
STEP 03

Boardroom Auto-Battle

At year's end your company clashes with a rival's, automatically. Cooldowns fire, combos chain, and cash evaporates. No manual turns.

100% Automated
STEP 04

Achieve Market Dominance

Liquidate 8 rival businesses to monopolize the market. Suffer 3 bankruptcies and your syndicate is wiped out. Scale fast or burn out.

8 Wins / 3 Strikes
Boardroom Dossier

Choose Your Founder Archetype

Every run begins with a philosophy. Pick the founder whose moral bankruptcy best matches your strategic vision.

Scrappy, The Bootstrapped Hustler
The Bootstrapped Hustler

Scrappy

“Bootstrapped and cash-poor. Low Valuation, the deepest Funding in the game, and nothing but hustle to spend it on.”

Valuation
$90M
Runway
$60M
Baron, Old Money Tycoon
Old Money Tycoon

Baron

“Old money. Opens on the highest Valuation in the game and the shallowest pockets to grow it with.”

Valuation
$160M
Runway
$40M
Sergei, The Silicon Disruptor
The Silicon Disruptor

Sergei

“Move fast, break laws. Starts middling at everything and a Machine pool nobody else can buy from.”

Valuation
$110M
Runway
$50M
Mom & Pop, The Main Street Counter
The Main Street Counter

Mom & Pop

“No board, no exit strategy. The lowest ceiling in the game, which is exactly the point: everything earned past it comes back as Moat.”

Valuation
$95M
Runway
$50M
Portfolio Assets

The Corporate Tech Stack

200+ assets to recruit, purchase, and deploy — employees, machines, policies, and offshore tax schemes — across four operational tiers.

Basic (Tier 1) Plus (Tier 2) Pro (Tier 3) Enterprise (Tier 4)
Unpaid Intern
Unpaid Intern
Coffee Machine
Coffee Machine
Office Cat
Office Cat
Rubber Duck
Rubber Duck
10X Coder
10X Coder
Scrum Master
Scrum Master
Lobbyist
Lobbyist
Robot Worker
Robot Worker
Golden Parachute
Golden Parachute
Generative AI
Generative AI
Insider Trading
Insider Trading
Fail Whale
Fail Whale
Unicorn
Unicorn
Orbital Tax Haven
Orbital Tax Haven
The Singularity
The Singularity
Vulture Capitalist
Vulture Capitalist
Quarterly Filings

From the Boardroom Floor

Redacted Filing Q1 · Pending SEC review
Redacted Filing Q2 · Pending SEC review
Redacted Filing Q3 · Pending SEC review
Redacted Filing Q4 · Pending SEC review
Redacted Filing Q5 · Pending SEC review
Redacted Filing Q6 · Pending SEC review
Pricing & Licensing

Transparent Pricing for Market Predators

All plans include 0% moral hazard protection.

Available Now

Free Browser Edition

Deploy directly in your browser with zero installation, zero friction, and zero moral reservations.

$0
Forever free (in sweat equity)
  • ▸Instant in-browser play
  • ▸Full company-building simulation
  • ▸Asynchronous PvP ghost matchmaking
  • ▸All 4 starting CEOs
  • ▸Uncapped unpaid intern leverage
  • ▸No download or account required
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Coming Soon

Steam Edition

The standalone desktop release, engineered for native performance and portable hostility.

TBA
Releasing on Steam · Pricing coming soon
  • ▸Everything in the Free Browser Edition
  • ▸Native desktop client for Windows, macOS, and Linux
  • ▸Built for Steam Deck
  • ▸Pre-signed shareholder indemnification waiver
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Boardroom Leaks

What Top Executives Are Whispering

“I tried to acquire their company in Year 2. They chained three Coffee Machines to a 10x Coder and liquidated my entire cash reserve in under four seconds. We are filing for Chapter 11 tomorrow.”
Former CEO of Amazoff
Currently managing a food truck
“The simulation engine is completely deterministic, yet their legal department managed to invent three new offshore accounts during the closing bell. We don't even know who to subpoena.”
Special Investigator Vance
SEC Bureau of Corporate Warfare
“I worked eighty-five hours last week and my manager paid me in ‘synergistic experience points.’ Best job I've ever had. My Moat is completely maxed out.”
Anonymous Unpaid Intern
Glassdoor 5-star review

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